I Love Robots

Me:  "LJ, what are you watching?"
LJ:  "Robots" (Transformers.  He loves those cartoons on Netflix)
Me:  "Do you love robots?"
LJ:  "mm-hmm"
Me (desperatly looking for affirmations of love and acceptance from my distracted 2-year-old): "Do you love me?"
LJ (in his most exasperated-sounding voice):  "You're not a robot."

Wait...I'm not a robot?  I've been trying to tell my kids this for years.  But I guess I'll have to become a robot if I want LJ to love me.